Bad Dog, Baby

One of the first things you learn in program director school (which is not a real place, but it should be) is that people have options, so it’s very important that everything you do on the radio have purpose and meaning and appeal, so listeners don’t tune away. It’s why playlists have gradually gotten tighter and why jock talk is limited during music hours. It’s also why American Top 40: The 70s has started making two shows available to affiliates most weekends, one from the early part of the decade and one later. The early 70s shows are often populated with songs that are unfamiliar now—or just weird—and they represent a potential turn-off in a way the late 70s shows do not.

Like the show from September 22, 1973, which rivals the show of August 1, 1970, for the all-time highest concentration of dreck versus quality.

The whole show was remarkably R&B-heavy, and the first hour was loaded with the Jackson Five, B.B. King, Aretha Franklin, the Temptations, the Ohio Players, Barry White, the Chi-Lites, and the Spinners. However: none of the songs are classics, and most are not particularly good. The best are Aretha’s “Angel” and the Spinners’ “Ghetto Child”, and Barry White’s “I’ve Got So Much to Give” is OK. But the rest are extremely minor, by-the-numbers exercises that start disappearing from memory while they’re still playing. King’s “To Know You Is to Love You” (long version here) must have been doing huge business on stations targeting black audiences, because it’s hard to imagine mainstream Top 40 stations playing it much.  Of all the songs in the first hour, only three remained on radio playlists very far beyond 1973: “Feelin’ Stronger Every Day” by Chicago, “Rocky Mountain Way” by Joe Walsh, and “Get Down” by Gilbert O’Sullivan.

I doubt that anybody considers “Get Down” an all-time classic, but it was a welcome closer to one of the strangest quarter-hours in AT40 history. The segment began with Kris Kristofferson’s “Why Me,” a #1 country record that stayed in the pop Top 40 for 19 weeks and ended up the #6 song for the whole year according to Billboard, despite reaching only #16 on the Hot 100. It was followed on the show by the Chi-Lites’ “Stoned out of My Mind”—a transition that should be left to the professionals and not attempted at home—and “Ghetto Child.” And after that, another stupendous train wreck.

Conway Twitty was a rock ‘n’ roll singer at first—his version of “It’s Only Make Believe” was a #1 hit in 1958—but by the early 1970s, he was one of the top stars in country, just beginning a 20-year run of success. “You’ve Never Been This Far Before,” an enormous country hit, returned him to the Top 40 for the first time since 1958. There was a whole sub-genre of country music in the 70s and early 80s that featured explicit descriptions of the act of love, but on “You’ve Never Been This Far Before,” Twitty sounds like a child molester in the middle of the atrocity. It’s surely one of the skeeviest records ever recorded. After that, “Get Down” sounded like “Hey Jude.”

(It’s probably worth contemplating why “You’ve Never Been This Far Before” is so awful while Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On,” which returned to the #1 slot in this week after being dethroned the week before, is so much better despite exploring similar territory. Some other day, maybe.)

Also heard in the first hour of the show: “In the Midnight Hour” by Cross Country. It’s a record I’ve seen mentioned in the archives but I’d never heard it before, and it left me perplexed. Is it a clever, counter-intuitive reworking of the Wilson Pickett dance classic . . . or is it a monumental disaster that should have been strangled in its cradle before it ever got to vinyl? I am pretty opinionated about most things, and I don’t usually have trouble deciding what those opinions are, but with this record, I have no idea, so you’ll have to tell me what to think.

8 thoughts on “Bad Dog, Baby

  1. If the Ohio Players song was “Ecstasy,” as I suspect it was, I n’ you might have to go to the mats on that one. Junie Morrison’s vocal has not disappeared from my memory since I first heard it.

    “Stoned Out Of My Mind” is pretty cool too … not as epic as the best of Seventies R&B, certainly, but one I listen to quite a bit on YouTube while I’m online doin’ my business.

  2. Walter

    You would be “verbally” eviscerated if you said this on one of the AT40 boards. Over they, their attitude is “there should be just one show, and the affiliates can take it over leave it.” Thankfully, Premiere’s view is completely different. Regardless of how well-known the songs from the early 70s are, the fact is that fewer and fewer people are interested in hearing them.

  3. Yah Shure

    Gack! What an awful chart. Lots to be said for college radio in the early ’70s vs. what Casey had to play.

    Re: Cross County: I’ll go with “counter-intuitive reworking of the Wilson Pickett dance classic,” minus the clever. I was always surprised it made it into the top 40 at all, since the record didn’t exactly have AM top 40 radio DNA imprinted in its grooves. It sounded fine on the campus station, though.

    I tend to save my opinions for the stuff that’s really important to me, but “Why Me” is a rare exception. Luckily, it gets played so rarely that there haven’t been any ER visits to treat SSSD (Sudden Switch Station Dislocation) since ’73. There’s a wreck waiting around every bend whenever that car’s on the tracks.

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  5. Lisa

    Actually, I love listening to the trainwreck shows because I was too young to remember them from the first time around. I hope that Magic 98 will keep playing some of those along with the older shows. :)

  6. Cross Country was actually The Tokens minus Hank Medress, who were also busy producing Tony Orlando & Dawn hits. It lays somewhere between The Lettermen and the Manhattan Transfer.

    R&B was swarming the pop charts, so why not do a ‘white’ version of a soul hit and cover two bases. Well, you know what happens when you try to cover 2 bases? You get tagged out by the shortstop.

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